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The advert, which features the tag line "Give a little more love this Christmas", is the follow-up to last year's multi-award winning campaign, which featured a little boy who could not wait to give his parents the perfect gift on Christmas morning.
Beat) Just once, can you two please act like grown-ups?
Sherlock/Watson: (burst out laughing) Mycroft: (Tranquil Fury.
Sherlock's Yellow Post-It: Are you sure it wasn't the cat? I didn't fancy 'bumbling' just out of shot while someone else was being brilliant.
How is this man able to get dressed in the morning, let alone function as a police officer?